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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2006|06:47 pm]
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I have no idea if this will ever be useful, but I love my boyfriend for making this:

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Okay. So... [Jun. 18th, 2006|04:15 pm]
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[Current Location |Hutchinson Island]
[mood |boredbored to tears]
[music |People screaming in the hallway]

Myndi is now officially stuck in Florida for a while with a LOT of time on her hands, so a webpage outside of myspace might just be created for us out of my sheer boredom. If I actually make anything, I'll post the login for the site maintenance stuff on here.

And, also, I finally submitted my toast secret. You guys should, too.
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Alli's Happenings [Jun. 2nd, 2006|05:26 pm]
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I know you all are anxious to see our wikipedia page which I am supposed to have made today. Unfortunately, I cannot as this is a band. In order to get a wikipedia page, we must first achieve our internet infamy.

Good luck.

Also, it being Friday night, and me being the beautiful sexy skank that I am, I won't be here for most of the chat, if not all tonight.

Have a good one!
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post! your toast [Jun. 1st, 2006|11:13 pm]
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Members: Post your bios below, for all of our groupies and fans to admire.

My biography? My name is Jade. Or.. Jade!. I was thrust onto this earth (aka my home in Florida) in 1990, and slowly but surely I have made my way to the top of the list of national toast-and-triangle-playing champions. I'm not really into yoga. I think I have a brain.
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Just for you toasts' reference... [Jun. 1st, 2006|08:48 pm]
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[mood |hothot]

Our chat is here.

That's all.

Much Luff,
Myndi! In Your Toaster.
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Messages. [Jun. 1st, 2006|06:38 pm]
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[music |blink-182 - Down]

I figured, to leave messages and stuff on AIM, we could use SmarterChild. That way, we'd all have a place where we could see stuff like image links, passwords, etc..

So, while you're on our AIM s/n, IM SmarterChild and type inbox to check the messages. =)

Much Luff,
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chat plz [Jun. 1st, 2006|05:26 pm]
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Hey toasts and toastettes, did we want to meet up for a chat tonight? I know we were talking about room names last night but I already forgot what we agreed on.
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Lyrics. [Jun. 1st, 2006|05:24 pm]
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[mood |bouncybouncy]

This is what happens when Myndi is bored and toast-obsessed at 3 AM.

"White Bread Toast"

I'm in the toaster
Burning up, getting scorched
On fire.
But I'm not microwaving
With all those white toast conformists!
And I cut myself!
With a butter

White toast-- Never gonna be white toast!
I'm wheat and rye and pumpernickel toast
Just like the world needs
To open their eyes!

Jam makes me taste
Wonderful, so wonderful
You'll bite into my heart
But it isn't grape jelly
Like the white toast fucking conformists
And I slit my wrists!
With a bread


YEAHHH! Wheat rye pumpernickel!
White toast in the gutter!
Bleeding butter, like my soul.
My soul into your eye.



I wanted your love
As thick as butter
Spread across the whole grain of my heart
But you only gave me lies
About partially hydrogenated soy margarine
And I cry my tears of crumbs alone

You lie, Marmalade
And I die, Marmalade
You chewed me up and spit me out
You're sweet defeating

You said you'd keep me warm
In the toaster oven
Of your arms.
I'm left bleeding strawberry jam
On the cold
Cold kitchen counter


Spread your jelly love
On me from above
Or that's the end
I'm in my grave,
The butter's slave.
I need you.
So save me.
Don't leave me.

My heart's burnt up.



Yeah, it's crazy latenight stuff, but tell me what'cha think. xP
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(no subject) [May. 31st, 2006|11:54 pm]
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